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Kay Deluca
Look, it's a ficlet! Written for rossetti! I asked for prompts last week, and she wanted "ryan/spencer (SHOCK), morning sex or stoned sex. OR BOTH." I gave it a go!


Just Like an Infomercial
Spencer/Ryan, NC-17, ~1400 words
In which Spencer and Ryan have sex. On a bed. I hear those are nice for having sex on.Collapse )
 
 
Kay Deluca
04 June 2008 @ 07:59 pm
I am fully aware that this is completely ridiculous and might possibly squick some, but it seemed like a really good idea when I was trying to fall asleep at 5:30 this morning, enough so that I turned my laptop back on to write it before I went to bed. For zarah5's boys helping each other dress meme.

*hands*

Herein lies ridiculousness in the form of ~1100 words of Jon/RyanCollapse )
 
 
Kay Deluca
02 June 2008 @ 11:37 am
You know one of the things I really love about bandom?

Our boys HUG. And when they do, they don't do the whole "handclasp between bodies" thing to keep something between them, and they don't pull their hips back so that they're not touching below the waist.

They actually fucking HUG like they mean it. And that's pretty fucking awesome.

Now I feel the need to try to do a hug picspam, but I am not sure how many hugging pictures I actually have. Hmmm. Anybody have any they want to share?

ETA: Yeah, I caved. Here!

Have a small hug picspam! Sharing hugging pictures I don't have is highly encouraged, too!Collapse )
 
 
Kay Deluca
29 May 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Yeah, it's that meme again:

Ask me a question about one of my stories. It can be absolutely anything in any story. Whatever you ask, I will attempt to answer truthfully.

You may ask about fic I've written, fic I've promised to write, WIPs, anything you'd like.



Granted, I haven't written much in the way of bandslash, but I thought it might be fun to do this anyway. My fics are here.

And TBH, you know how some people have all these details worked out and know the backstory of everybody in their fics? I am not always like that! Sometimes, my fics (*coughsmutcough*) are pretty much entirely self-contained, and I have no idea what else goes on in that universe. But I will be glad to make up answers to any questions! :D

It might take me a while to answer since I'm posting this right before I head to work, but I WILL answer.
 
 
Kay Deluca
I swear, you make ONE innocent comment about the size of Spencer Smith's feet, and suddenly you're talking about Spencer getting dosed with sex pollen and getting it on with Brendon ALL THE TIME.

Then, before you know it, you're actually writing it and end up with 25,000 words of mostly porn with disarm_d.

So yeah, fic happened. And it's really self-indulgent and was ridiculously fun to write, and I think Laura is even awesomer than I already thought she was. ♥
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: "The Bleeding Heart Show" - The New Pornographers
 
 
 
Kay Deluca
29 February 2008 @ 12:33 pm
HAI, GUISE! Everyone get out the party hats and confetti and noisemakers, because seanarenay has declared it More Cock for JWalk day! You can go over here and write some bottom!Jon porn!

I wrote Jon gangbang comment!fic! Yaaaaay!

Best Friday ever or BEST FRIDAY EVER?

icon kw: the world could use more bottom jon
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
 
 
Kay Deluca
14 February 2008 @ 01:32 pm
As if these photos weren't awesome enough, they have yielded the MOST happy-making picture I've seen in a VERY long time.

Look under the cut. You know you want to.Collapse )

The upshot of this is, I DESPERATELY want that FACE in an icon. Cat-macro style, baby, saying DO NOT WANT. Anyone willing? I tried last night and managed nothing but massive FAIL. I want it so bad!



ETA: Also? Look at Spencer's FEET. JESUS, they're fucking HUGE. Uh, I think you know where my mind is going with this.
 
 
Current Mood: giggly
 
 
Kay Deluca
28 December 2007 @ 05:44 am
You know that unpopular opinion you've been harboring? Yeah, that one. The one that you're afraid to say aloud for fear that everyone else in bandom will look at you, mouths agape, then unite to say, "HEATHEN!"

Say, for instance, you don't think Spencer Smith's hips are all that. (...Heathen! What? I couldn't pass it up!)

Well, sometimes saying that stuff can be freeing. And since it's nearly a new year, I present the hopefully cathartic:

Anonymous Unpopular Bandom Opinion Meme

IP logging is off, and you can anonymously comment to this post to get off your chest the things you've been too afraid to express up until now. And who knows? Sympathizers may come out to show that you're not so alone as you thought you were.

So go ahead and comment! But first, this utterly essential rule: DO NOT ATTACK PARTICULAR FICS TO SAY YOU HATED THEM EVEN THOUGH OTHER PEOPLE LIKED THEM, AND DO NOT ATTACK OTHER BANDOM FANS. This is not negotiable. Any such comments will be deleted. And please try to keep it civil. The point is to get it out of your system (like shouting into a pillow when you're frustrated!) and hopefully find out you're not so alone, not to try to make others see the error of their ways. If you have a dearly held opinion, I'm sure you understand how unfun it is to have people trying to convince you you're wrong.

ETA: Please e-mail me at untappedbeauty(at)livejournal(dot)com if you see fan- or fic-bashing. It's getting a little harder than I expected to keep up with all the comments.

ETA 2: It's 5:45 a.m. Central right now, and I'm going to turn on comment screening in about half an hour. Any comments that come my way after that WILL NOT be let through. It seems like 24 hours of venting should be sufficient.

ETA 3: As of 6:20 a.m., this post is closed to further commenting.
 
 
Kay Deluca
And now for my contribution to the glut of post-holiday fic. I'm kind of hoping this is the longest fic title I ever come up with, because we're veering into the ridiculous here.


My Memory's Not What It Used To Be (But I Like The Idea Of You And Me)
Ryan/Gabe, NC-17
~10,000 words

Note: Definitely an AU, in which events and people have been shifted through time and space, just a little bit. Ryan Ross never contacted Pete Wentz online and, consequently, Pete never gave Panic! a record deal. Also in this world, Midtown ended without Cobra Starship forming.

Thanks ever so to sparklewitch for the beta and for putting up with my whining more than anyone on earth deserves.

Written for dreamofthem, who utterly WINS for wanting more Gabe fic. I hope it happens. For both of us. :)

Oh, yeah, and now would be a good time to suspend your disbelief.Collapse )

Want more Gabe/Ryan? Check out the awesome fic dreamofthem wrote for me! There's Ryan/Gabe post-VMAs, and a Panic! pile of wonder and joy!
 
 
Kay Deluca
Do you ever write/make something that you love so much that you can't stop reading/looking at it? Because I completely indulged myself last night and made a ridiculous and fun Panic! wallpaper, and I keep minimizing all my windows to look at it and grin. :D

So I've decided to share it, along with a few wallpapers I made a couple of months ago.



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3 more behind the cutCollapse )


The second one was originally made for withoutmaps, who didn't seem to mind me going ridiculously overboard with hearts. And hey, if anyone wants one altered to add text or fit a different screen resolution, just let me know. I'd be happy to do so.
 
 
 
Kay Deluca
You know what I want right now? Fic where Spencer's always been a girl, and she and Ryan still grew up best friends, and their friendship would still be basically the same as I usually imagine it was.

Only, there would be prom and first-time sex that is strangely more detailed than the rest of my scenario, hmmm.Collapse )



So yeah, apparently that's what comes out when I sit down to work on challenge/exchange fic. Way to be productive in a completely non-productive way, self!
 
 
Kay Deluca
So this is pure, unmitigated smut. But it's the first thing I've been able to finish in something like two or three weeks, so I don't care!

Written as a very belated ficlet-request response for sateenmusta, who wanted Brendon/Ryan rimming. Hope this serves. Um, NC-17, obviously.

If he's perfectly honest, Brendon knows he doesn't do this because he's all that into the act itself. He does it because Ryan is.Collapse )
 
 
Kay Deluca
Hey, guys! Remember me talking about withoutmaps's Kink Meme yesterday? I intended to write a few short snippets for it, but then this kind of got away from me. SO.

Here! Have 2,200~ words of Ryan/Spencer(/Brendon) with voyeurism, exhibitionism, barebacking, rough sex, finger-fucking, masturbation and begging. \o/

Ryan isn't a slut.Collapse )


BTW, this is totally the filthiest thing I've ever written and definitely not for young eyes. So if you are under the age where it's okay to read it, please go away.
 
 
Kay Deluca
27 September 2007 @ 12:24 pm
So last month disarm_d posted these really awesome pornothon prompts, and I saw the very first one (Pairing: any Panic!, Scenario: listening to each other jerk off in bunks) and had a flash of brilliance! Wouldn't it be awesome, I thought, if Brendon decided they should have a designated jerking-off time once they got a bus? And then they would hear each other making all these hot sounds, and they would get all turned on EVEN MORE and sex would happen! It would be great!

Then Ryan Ross got ahold of my POV and fucked that idea all to hell. He decided that instead of awesomeness and greatness, there would be angst and misunderstandings. But eventually sex! So that's good at least. But if you're reading and start out thinking it's going to be lighthearted and fun until it suddenly takes a turn for the not-so-much, blame Ryan Ross. God knows I do.

Many, many thanks go to sparklewitch, who listened to me whine more than any human being deserves and read and re-read and re-read while this took shape. Without her, this fic would possibly never have been finished, and I certainly wouldn't be as happy with it. Niki, thank you so much for helping me find where this fic needed to go. Thanks also to girlintheband and darksylvia for gamely taking on the task of beta'ing when I said, "Hey, you know that 8,000-9,000 word fic you said you'd take a look at? Um...It sort of grew." You guys made this a better fic, and I'm so grateful for it! ♥


We Started From
Panic! at the Disco GSF -- Ryan/Jon/Brendon/Spencer, with various leadup permutations
NC-17
~20,000 words

Notes: Takes place during the Truckstops and Statelines tour on an alternate timeline. That is to say, this doesn't precisely follow canon, and I'm aware of that. Also, if pretending the girlfriends never existed isn't cool with you, I'm sorry. They're not here.
Warning: Um, spoiler for The Usual Suspects? If that matters to you.


Brendon's breath catches on a ragged inhale, and Ryan realizes that is what Brendon sounds like when he comes. Ryan was so, so wrong when he told Brendon he didn't want to hear him jerking off.Collapse )